kldzbop:

recltube:

kldzbop:

i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies

one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor (it was me) and we had a big neighborhood meeting and that’s how my neighbor came out as a homosexual

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snarg:

its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet 

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  • soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • me: chill

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via orgasm)

lindsaylohoean:

if you yell at me because i did something wrong there’s a 764% chance that i won’t care

(via telapathetic)

communistbakery:

waluigiappearsnonetheless:

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE FLOATING WALUIGI HEAD OF FORTUNE! YOU MUST REBLOG WITHIN 69 SECONDS OR WALUIGI WILL VISIT YOU AND CALL YOU A LOSER!

can’t risk it…

maingrl:

never trust a person that screenshots everything

(Source: daphnegroeneveldfanblog, via relahvant)

netlfix:

my laptop is hotter than me

(Source: netlfix, via orgasm)

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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