blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

(Source: cutefollower, via telapathetic)

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via relahvant)

kldzbop:

recltube:

kldzbop:

i dont like it when people add comments to my post so im making this post so you can add comments to it go nuts homies

one time my dad saw gay porn on the family computers Internet history so I told him it was our neighbor (it was me) and we had a big neighborhood meeting and that’s how my neighbor came out as a homosexual

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(via dinosaursandapples)

snarg:

its all fun and games until you fall in love with someone via internet 

(via dinosaursandapples)

  • soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • me: chill

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

(Source: sovji-moved, via orgasm)

lindsaylohoean:

if you yell at me because i did something wrong there’s a 764% chance that i won’t care

(via telapathetic)

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